Its members, its history and its figures
The Magic Conch Club
NA“You Couldn't Get In Even If You Tried”
Roster as of 7 Nov 2026 · 13 hours ago
About
Squidward: There's my hat... and there's that, and here we go. [starts riding his bicycle to work and passes a tall tree with a treehouse on top of it with SpongeBob and Patrick in it]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [giggling]
SpongeBob: Wey, wook. It's Widward! [Hey, look. It's Squidward!]
Squidward: What?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
SpongeBob: Widward's woing to work.
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
Squidward: [growls]
Patrick: Where does he work? Wat the Wusty Wab?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
Squidward: What's that supposed to be-- some kind of stupid secret code?
SpongeBob: We can't tell you 'cause you're not a member of the club.
Squidward: Oh, yeah? What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron? [laughs] Moron... [laughs again] as a requirement. [laughs again]
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried!
- Founder
- ujellybroskie
- Clan id
- 1000011081
- Followed here since
- 15 Oct 2026
Trends
Followed since Thu, 15 Oct 2026- Members · ±0 since 15 Oct
- 9
- Joined · since 15 Oct
- 0
- Left
- 0
- Average time in the clan · median 13 years 2 months
- 12 years 4 months
- Joined in 30 days · of today’s members
- 0
Members9 on 15 Oct, 9 now
Joined and left
No member has joined or left since Thu, 15 Oct 2026.
Time in the clantoday's members
- Under a month0
- 1–3 months0
- 3–6 months0
- 6–12 months0
- 1–2 years0
- 2–5 years0
- 5 years or more9
Longest in the clan
- ujellybroskiesince 23 Aug 2013 · 13 years 2 months
- cabawsince 23 Aug 2013 · 13 years 2 months
- AllHailTheMagicsince 23 Aug 2013 · 13 years 2 months
Changes of position
No change of position recorded since Thu, 15 Oct 2026.
The site has followed this roster since Thu, 15 Oct 2026: the member count, the joins and the leaves start then, as nobody knows who left before it. A join is exact: Wargaming lists it with the roster. A departure or a change of position is dated by the refresh of the roster that noticed it. Time in the clan is Wargaming's own join date, exact however long ago.