The Magic Conch Club

Squidward: There's my hat... and there's that, and here we go. [starts riding his bicycle to work and passes a tall tree with a treehouse on top of it with SpongeBob and Patrick in it]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [giggling]
SpongeBob: Wey, wook. It's Widward! [Hey, look. It's Squidward!]
Squidward: What?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
SpongeBob: Widward's woing to work.
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
Squidward: [growls]
Patrick: Where does he work? Wat the Wusty Wab?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
Squidward: What's that supposed to be-- some kind of stupid secret code?
SpongeBob: We can't tell you 'cause you're not a member of the club.
Squidward: Oh, yeah? What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron? [laughs] Moron... [laughs again] as a requirement. [laughs again]
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried!