Its members, its history and its figures
The Magic Conch Club
NA“You Couldn't Get In Even If You Tried”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 11 hours ago
About
Squidward: There's my hat... and there's that, and here we go. [starts riding his bicycle to work and passes a tall tree with a treehouse on top of it with SpongeBob and Patrick in it]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [giggling]
SpongeBob: Wey, wook. It's Widward! [Hey, look. It's Squidward!]
Squidward: What?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
SpongeBob: Widward's woing to work.
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
Squidward: [growls]
Patrick: Where does he work? Wat the Wusty Wab?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
Squidward: What's that supposed to be-- some kind of stupid secret code?
SpongeBob: We can't tell you 'cause you're not a member of the club.
Squidward: Oh, yeah? What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron? [laughs] Moron... [laughs again] as a requirement. [laughs again]
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried!
- Founder
- ujellybroskie
- Clan id
- 1000011081
- Followed here since
- 15 Oct 2026
- Members
- 9
- Active, 30 days · of 9 with statistics
- 0
- Average WN8 · no member has a rating yet
- —
- Win rate · all members’ battles
- 57.25%
- Average battles
- 10,252
Members
- ujellybroskie—
Commander
- Win rate
- 58.43%
- Battles
- 16,994
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 4,818 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- cabaw—
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 57.23%
- Battles
- 7,594
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 8 years ago
- In clan
- 4,818 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- AllHailTheMagic—
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 58.28%
- Battles
- 15,068
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 7 years ago
- In clan
- 4,818 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- TheRoflmaoCow17—
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 57.60%
- Battles
- 19,395
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 7 years ago
- In clan
- 4,818 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- ShamKerplow—
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 57.14%
- Battles
- 6,040
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 4,818 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- The356thCaptain—
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 57.40%
- Battles
- 21,546
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 4,818 d
- Stats
- today
- Fatalinferno—
Recruit
- Win rate
- 51.06%
- Battles
- 1,980
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 4,738 d
- Stats
- today
- Sylvester334—
Recruit
- Win rate
- 52.74%
- Battles
- 1,168
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 3,468 d
- Stats
- 16 days ago
- Agent0014—
Recruit
- Win rate
- 46.10%
- Battles
- 2,486
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 3,468 d
- Stats
- yesterday
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 58.43% | 16,994 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,818 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 57.23% | 7,594 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,818 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | — | 58.28% | 15,068 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,818 d | yesterday | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | — | 57.60% | 19,395 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,818 d | yesterday | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | — | 57.14% | 6,040 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,818 d | yesterday | |
| 6 | Executive Officer | — | 57.40% | 21,546 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,818 d | today | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 51.06% | 1,980 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,738 d | today | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 52.74% | 1,168 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,468 d | 16 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 46.10% | 2,486 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,468 d | yesterday | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.