Its members, its history and its figures
The Magic Conch Club
NA“You Couldn't Get In Even If You Tried”
Roster as of 12 Nov 2026 · 13 hours ago
About
Squidward: There's my hat... and there's that, and here we go. [starts riding his bicycle to work and passes a tall tree with a treehouse on top of it with SpongeBob and Patrick in it]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [giggling]
SpongeBob: Wey, wook. It's Widward! [Hey, look. It's Squidward!]
Squidward: What?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
SpongeBob: Widward's woing to work.
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
Squidward: [growls]
Patrick: Where does he work? Wat the Wusty Wab?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughter]
Squidward: What's that supposed to be-- some kind of stupid secret code?
SpongeBob: We can't tell you 'cause you're not a member of the club.
Squidward: Oh, yeah? What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron? [laughs] Moron... [laughs again] as a requirement. [laughs again]
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried!
- Founder
- ujellybroskie
- Clan id
- 1000011081
- Followed here since
- 15 Oct 2026
History
9 most recent events4 May 2017
Accepted Members
4 May 2017, 06:19 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Agent0014 has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
4 May 2017, 06:17 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Sylvester334 has been accepted to the clan.
11 Nov 2013
Accepted Members
11 Nov 2013, 06:05 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Fatalinferno has been accepted to the clan.
24 Aug 2013
Accepted Members
24 Aug 2013, 00:47 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player The356thCaptain has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
24 Aug 2013, 00:00 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player ShamKerplow has been accepted to the clan.
23 Aug 2013
Accepted Members
23 Aug 2013, 23:46 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player TheRoflmaoCow17 has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
23 Aug 2013, 23:44 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player AllHailTheMagic has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
23 Aug 2013, 23:43 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player cabaw has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
23 Aug 2013, 23:41 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player ujellybroskie has been accepted to the clan.
A join is exact: Wargaming lists it with the roster. A departure or a change of position is noticed when the roster is next refreshed, so it is shown with the window it happened in — this clan has been followed since 15 Oct 2026. Changes of position are known only from when this site began recording them; earlier ones are not shown. Where a player’s own membership history has been fetched, its exact dates are shown instead, including earlier ones.