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“Kids die for free!”
Roster as of 9 Nov 2026 · 7 hours ago
When you want somebody gone
And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
Hand grenade or cyanide
We'll make it look like suicide
The Immediate Murder Professionals
We do our jobs so well
Because we come straight up from hell
We'll kill your husband or your wife
We'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Professionals
No member has joined or left since Thu, 15 Oct 2026.
Longest in the clan
No change of position recorded since Thu, 15 Oct 2026.
The site has followed this roster since Thu, 15 Oct 2026: the member count, the joins and the leaves start then, as nobody knows who left before it. A join is exact: Wargaming lists it with the roster. A departure or a change of position is dated by the refresh of the roster that noticed it. Time in the clan is Wargaming's own join date, exact however long ago.