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“Kids die for free!”
Roster as of 7 Nov 2026 · 17 hours ago
When you want somebody gone
And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
Hand grenade or cyanide
We'll make it look like suicide
The Immediate Murder Professionals
We do our jobs so well
Because we come straight up from hell
We'll kill your husband or your wife
We'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Professionals
The battles of today's 2 members, from the sessions the site records, including those played before they joined. It records 1 of them, the first since Mon, 17 Aug 2026; 1 member is not recorded yet. A session counts on the UTC day the site recorded it, so the battles of a few days between two of its readings land on the last of them; WN8 is worked out over the summed battles.