Its members, its history and its figures
“Kids die for free!”
Roster as of 12 Nov 2026 · 22 hours ago
When you want somebody gone
And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
Hand grenade or cyanide
We'll make it look like suicide
The Immediate Murder Professionals
We do our jobs so well
Because we come straight up from hell
We'll kill your husband or your wife
We'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Professionals
1 Apr 2023
Accepted Members
1 Apr 2023, 15:09 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Nefarius5 has been accepted to the clan.
5 Feb 2022
Accepted Members
5 Feb 2022, 21:30 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Nefarius5_1 has been accepted to the clan.
A join is exact: Wargaming lists it with the roster. A departure or a change of position is noticed when the roster is next refreshed, so it is shown with the window it happened in — this clan has been followed since 15 Oct 2026. Changes of position are known only from when this site began recording them; earlier ones are not shown. Where a player’s own membership history has been fetched, its exact dates are shown instead, including earlier ones.