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“You Can't Have Nice Things.”
Roster as of 8 Nov 2026 · 10 hours ago
We have bacon, weed, rum, sh*ts and gigs, sound boards, Jack Daniels, music, bad taste jokes, zero f*cks to give and a tendency to do dumb sh*t when left unsupervised or really dumb sh*t when we are organised.
We have Team Speak for the swearing and for the sharing of the bad jokes and speaking as a team to perfect our levels of tw*t waffling f*ckery and tic-tac tactics to help us to attain a level of dumb sh*t previously unheard of in World Of Tanks.
We may start skirmishes, we don't know, it's our first day, it wasn't us, we were confused, no one told us, you can't prove anything.
No Under 18's. No Vegans. No Vegetarians. No Snowflakes. No Dramas. No Bullsh*t. No Worries.
Artillery players may be team killed as a sacrifice to RNG for the greater good of the Clan if the need arises.
No member has joined or left since Wed, 14 Oct 2026.
Longest in the clan
No change of position recorded since Wed, 14 Oct 2026.
The site has followed this roster since Wed, 14 Oct 2026: the member count, the joins and the leaves start then, as nobody knows who left before it. A join is exact: Wargaming lists it with the roster. A departure or a change of position is dated by the refresh of the roster that noticed it. Time in the clan is Wargaming's own join date, exact however long ago.