Its members, its history and its figures
“You Can't Have Nice Things.”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 1 hour ago
We have bacon, weed, rum, sh*ts and gigs, sound boards, Jack Daniels, music, bad taste jokes, zero f*cks to give and a tendency to do dumb sh*t when left unsupervised or really dumb sh*t when we are organised.
We have Team Speak for the swearing and for the sharing of the bad jokes and speaking as a team to perfect our levels of tw*t waffling f*ckery and tic-tac tactics to help us to attain a level of dumb sh*t previously unheard of in World Of Tanks.
We may start skirmishes, we don't know, it's our first day, it wasn't us, we were confused, no one told us, you can't prove anything.
No Under 18's. No Vegans. No Vegetarians. No Snowflakes. No Dramas. No Bullsh*t. No Worries.
Artillery players may be team killed as a sacrifice to RNG for the greater good of the Clan if the need arises.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 694 | 50.90% | 5,010 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 2,804 d | 5 months ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 52.84% | 3,465 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 2,804 d | 5 months ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 891 | 49.90% | 47,272 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 2,803 d | 2 months ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | — | 48.49% | 2,081 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 2,763 d | 5 months ago | |
| 5 | Personnel Officer | 1,876 | 53.75% | 20,362 | 24 | 1,211 | 50.00% | 53 days ago | 2,803 d | today | |
| 6 | Personnel Officer | 1,750 | 54.25% | 13,770 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 2,411 d | 52 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruitment Officer | — | 49.54% | 8,187 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,410 d | 5 months ago | |
| 8 | Recruitment Officer | — | 59.34% | 182 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,269 d | 5 months ago | |
| 9 | Recruitment Officer | — | 57.14% | 91 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,221 d | 5 months ago | |
| 10 | Recruitment Officer | — | 54.55% | 99 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,221 d | 5 months ago | |
| 11 | Recruitment Officer | — | 51.32% | 152 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,221 d | 5 months ago | |
| 12 | Recruitment Officer | — | 52.94% | 136 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,194 d | 5 months ago | |
| 13 | Recruitment Officer | — | 56.29% | 151 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 2,094 d | 5 months ago | |
| 14 | Recruitment Officer | — | 51.28% | 156 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,093 d | 5 months ago | |
| 15 | Recruitment Officer | — | 69.23% | 13 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,036 d | 5 months ago | |
| 16 | Recruitment Officer | — | 75.00% | 4 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 1,745 d | 5 months ago | |
| 17 | Recruitment Officer | — | 50.00% | 8 | — | — | — | 19 months ago | 1,425 d | 5 months ago | |
| 18 | Recruitment Officer | — | 100.00% | 6 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 1,397 d | 5 months ago | |
| 19 | Recruitment Officer | — | 45.45% | 11 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 694 d | 5 months ago | |
| 20 | Recruitment Officer | — | 54.55% | 11 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 670 d | 5 months ago | |
| 21 | Recruitment Officer | — | 65.22% | 23 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 601 d | 5 months ago | |
| 22 | Recruitment Officer | — | 55.56% | 9 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 423 d | 4 months ago | |
| 23 | Recruitment Officer | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 330 d | 4 months ago | |
| 24 | Recruitment Officer | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 329 d | 4 months ago | |
| 25 | Recruitment Officer | — | 43.40% | 53 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 327 d | 4 months ago | |
| 26 | Junior Officer | — | 51.01% | 1,933 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 2,699 d | 5 months ago | |
| 27 | Junior Officer | 790 | 48.49% | 7,082 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 2,570 d | 3 days ago | |
| 28 | Junior Officer | 1,226 | 49.70% | 22,125 | — | — | — | 15 months ago | 2,541 d | yesterday | |
| 29 | Junior Officer | — | 65.56% | 90 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,500 d | 5 months ago | |
| 30 | Junior Officer | — | 60.32% | 436 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,402 d | 5 months ago | |
| 31 | Junior Officer | 601 | 47.15% | 10,793 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 2,115 d | 2 months ago | |
| 32 | Junior Officer | — | 53.85% | 13 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 1,910 d | 5 months ago | |
| 33 | Junior Officer | — | 46.80% | 438 | — | — | — | 19 months ago | 654 d | 5 months ago | |
| 34 | Junior Officer | — | 46.35% | 617 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 593 d | 5 months ago | |
| 35 | Recruit | — | 55.26% | 380 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,319 d | 5 months ago | |
| 36 | Recruit | — | 58.38% | 370 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,269 d | 5 months ago | |
| 37 | Recruit | — | 59.61% | 307 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 2,124 d | 5 months ago | |
| 38 | Recruit | — | 58.31% | 319 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 2,057 d | 5 months ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here. The statistics of 35 members are more than 30 days old.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.