Its members, its history and its figures
“You Can't Have Nice Things.”
Roster as of 13 Nov 2026 · 15 hours ago
We have bacon, weed, rum, sh*ts and gigs, sound boards, Jack Daniels, music, bad taste jokes, zero f*cks to give and a tendency to do dumb sh*t when left unsupervised or really dumb sh*t when we are organised.
We have Team Speak for the swearing and for the sharing of the bad jokes and speaking as a team to perfect our levels of tw*t waffling f*ckery and tic-tac tactics to help us to attain a level of dumb sh*t previously unheard of in World Of Tanks.
We may start skirmishes, we don't know, it's our first day, it wasn't us, we were confused, no one told us, you can't prove anything.
No Under 18's. No Vegans. No Vegetarians. No Snowflakes. No Dramas. No Bullsh*t. No Worries.
Artillery players may be team killed as a sacrifice to RNG for the greater good of the Clan if the need arises.
9 Dec 2025
Accepted Members
9 Dec 2025, 18:24 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player _Clicky_Baby_ has been accepted to the clan.
7 Dec 2025
Accepted Members
7 Dec 2025, 15:25 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player WhyYouHeshToBeMad has been accepted to the clan.
6 Dec 2025
Accepted Members
6 Dec 2025, 18:32 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Why_You_Hesh_To_Be_Mad has been accepted to the clan.
4 Sept 2025
Accepted Members
4 Sept 2025, 13:47 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player _White_Death_ has been accepted to the clan.
18 Mar 2025
Accepted Members
18 Mar 2025, 13:09 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player lsnmj7 has been accepted to the clan.
10 Mar 2025
Accepted Members
10 Mar 2025, 13:27 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player _Gun_Go_Boom_ has been accepted to the clan.
16 Jan 2025
Accepted Members
16 Jan 2025, 15:06 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player renamed_697395950 has been accepted to the clan.
31 Dec 2024
Accepted Members
31 Dec 2024, 23:27 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player JustHereForAFreeTank has been accepted to the clan.
7 Dec 2024
Accepted Members
7 Dec 2024, 13:02 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Biotech_Is_Gozilla has been accepted to the clan.
4 Jan 2023
Accepted Members
4 Jan 2023, 17:49 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player _Crushing_It_ has been accepted to the clan.
7 Dec 2022
Accepted Members
7 Dec 2022, 16:54 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player __Tanktastic__ has been accepted to the clan.
21 Jan 2022
Accepted Members
21 Jan 2022, 16:39 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player DakkaDakkaPewPew has been accepted to the clan.
9 Aug 2021
Accepted Members
9 Aug 2021, 18:19 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Panto_tera has been accepted to the clan.
5 Apr 2021
Accepted Members
5 Apr 2021, 19:58 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Mild_Avenger has been accepted to the clan.
16 Mar 2021
Accepted Members
16 Mar 2021, 00:16 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Slightly_Miffed_Avenger has been accepted to the clan.
7 Feb 2021
Accepted Members
7 Feb 2021, 22:05 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Durka_Durka_Derpa has been accepted to the clan.
6 Feb 2021
Accepted Members
6 Feb 2021, 17:02 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Biotech_Is_Godzilla has been accepted to the clan.
16 Jan 2021
Accepted Members
16 Jan 2021, 18:59 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Ellen619 has been accepted to the clan.
8 Jan 2021
Accepted Members
8 Jan 2021, 00:42 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Cerebral_Fornication has been accepted to the clan.
29 Oct 2020
Accepted Members
29 Oct 2020, 21:29 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player _Reinventing_The_Steel_ has been accepted to the clan.
2 Oct 2020
Accepted Members
2 Oct 2020, 23:14 UTCMilitary Personnel
Players (2) have been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
2 Oct 2020, 23:13 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player _Judge_Fear_ has been accepted to the clan.
15 Aug 2020
Accepted Members
15 Aug 2020, 18:59 UTCMilitary Personnel
Players (2) have been accepted to the clan.
26 Jun 2020
Accepted Members
26 Jun 2020, 22:18 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Cowboys_From_Hell_ has been accepted to the clan.
4 Apr 2020
Accepted Members
4 Apr 2020, 14:59 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player TheKingICEDOUT_destroyer has been accepted to the clan.
27 Mar 2020
Accepted Members
27 Mar 2020, 22:20 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player BagiraSykes has been accepted to the clan.
26 Mar 2020
Accepted Members
26 Mar 2020, 22:26 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player renamed_516738451 has been accepted to the clan.
28 Dec 2019
Accepted Members
28 Dec 2019, 23:53 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player I_HATE_YOU_ARTY has been accepted to the clan.
17 Nov 2019
Accepted Members
17 Nov 2019, 19:23 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Bradinator has been accepted to the clan.
19 Oct 2019
Accepted Members
19 Oct 2019, 23:41 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Jack_Roger has been accepted to the clan.
12 Jun 2019
Accepted Members
12 Jun 2019, 20:56 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Olliewinz has been accepted to the clan.
9 Apr 2019
Accepted Members
9 Apr 2019, 21:57 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Arty_A55hole has been accepted to the clan.
10 Mar 2019
Members Left
10 Mar 2019, 11:04 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player AlmightyAsh300 left the clan.
28 Feb 2019
Accepted Members
28 Feb 2019, 20:33 UTCMilitary Personnel
Players (3) have been accepted to the clan.
27 Feb 2019
Accepted Members
27 Feb 2019, 23:06 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player renamed_548606043 has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
27 Feb 2019, 20:15 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Great_Southern_Trendkill has been accepted to the clan.
A join is exact: Wargaming lists it with the roster. A departure or a change of position is noticed when the roster is next refreshed, so it is shown with the window it happened in — this clan has been followed since 14 Oct 2026. Changes of position are known only from when this site began recording them; earlier ones are not shown. Where a player’s own membership history has been fetched, its exact dates are shown instead, including earlier ones.