Idiocracy

Welcome to the Brawndo Thirst Mutilators, Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

We are here to blow tanks up and lead because we are the only ones who can read the map, to the Time Masheen.

Tactics: Remain UN_SCANA_BLE and keep pushing W till you hit someone or find a Fuddruckers for a handy.

Recruitment: If you have a triple-digit IQ, you are overqualified but we will take you anyhow.