Its members, its history and its figures
“Enjoy your EXTRA BIG A$$ FRIES!!!”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 16 hours ago
Welcome to the Brawndo Thirst Mutilators, Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
We are here to blow tanks up and lead because we are the only ones who can read the map, to the Time Masheen.
Tactics: Remain UN_SCANA_BLE and keep pushing W till you hit someone or find a Fuddruckers for a handy.
Recruitment: If you have a triple-digit IQ, you are overqualified but we will take you anyhow.
Commander
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Intelligence Officer
Quartermaster
Recruitment Officer
Reservist
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 687 | 45.56% | 597 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 441 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 932 | 47.78% | 293 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 398 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | 815 | 47.78% | 10,927 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 381 d | yesterday | |
| 4 | Intelligence Officer | 2,018 | 90.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 360 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Quartermaster | 2,227 | 62.91% | 213 | — | — | — | 18 days ago | 309 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruitment Officer | 4,833 | 71.67% | 60 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 211 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Reservist | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 312 d | 14 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.