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Shrek's 1st Division
NA“Check yourself before you Shrek yourself!”
Roster as of 4 Nov 2026 · 19 hours ago
About
I was only 9 years old
I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"
My dad hears me and he calls me a f****t
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a c**t
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp"
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my a*s cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my a*****e
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says
"Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves out my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
- Founder
- Swede641
- Clan id
- 1000014432
- Followed here since
- 15 Oct 2026
Trends
Followed since Thu, 15 Oct 2026- Members · ±0 since 15 Oct
- 9
- Joined · since 15 Oct
- 0
- Left
- 0
- Average time in the clan · median 12 years 7 months
- 11 years 8 months
- Joined in 30 days · of today’s members
- 0
Members9 on 15 Oct, 9 now
Joined and left
No member has joined or left since Thu, 15 Oct 2026.
Time in the clantoday's members
- Under a month0
- 1–3 months0
- 3–6 months0
- 6–12 months0
- 1–2 years0
- 2–5 years0
- 5 years or more9
Longest in the clan
- Swede641since 22 Mar 2014 · 12 years 7 months
- Greatdriftsince 22 Mar 2014 · 12 years 7 months
- Krakatoacoosince 22 Mar 2014 · 12 years 7 months
Changes of position
No change of position recorded since Thu, 15 Oct 2026.
The site has followed this roster since Thu, 15 Oct 2026: the member count, the joins and the leaves start then, as nobody knows who left before it. A join is exact: Wargaming lists it with the roster. A departure or a change of position is dated by the refresh of the roster that noticed it. Time in the clan is Wargaming's own join date, exact however long ago.