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Shrek's 1st Division
NA“Check yourself before you Shrek yourself!”
Roster as of 9 Nov 2026 · 12 hours ago
About
I was only 9 years old
I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"
My dad hears me and he calls me a f****t
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a c**t
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp"
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my a*s cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my a*****e
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says
"Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves out my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
- Founder
- Swede641
- Clan id
- 1000014432
- Followed here since
- 15 Oct 2026
History
9 most recent events25 Nov 2018
Accepted Members
25 Nov 2018, 06:02 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Zandlebars has been accepted to the clan.
9 Jun 2017
Accepted Members
9 Jun 2017, 18:05 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Wenger1212 has been accepted to the clan.
5 Apr 2014
Accepted Members
5 Apr 2014, 00:06 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Steepjoint57 has been accepted to the clan.
22 Mar 2014
Accepted Members
22 Mar 2014, 23:19 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player bopybobobox has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
22 Mar 2014, 15:42 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Dbiz76 has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
22 Mar 2014, 02:55 UTCMilitary Personnel
Players (2) have been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
22 Mar 2014, 02:53 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Greatdrift has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
22 Mar 2014, 02:44 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Swede641 has been accepted to the clan.
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