Senpai's Naughty Kittens

🚨 JOIN US OR DON'T IDC 🚨

we got HELLCATS 🏎️💨, DRACOS, GLOCKS WITH ZERO FIREARM SAFETY KNOWLEDGE, AND HOT CHEETOS :3

treasury consists of $4.17, a half-empty monster, and somebody's mom's credit card with a cancelled OF subscription

⚠️ WE HAVE UNSPEAKABLE BEEF WITH [NEGUS] ⚠️
[NEGUS] members WILL be pointed at and laughed at (in minecraft)

⭐ EXTREMELY DIFFICULT STAT REQUIREMENTS ⭐

WnX/Wn8: 0.5+
YES. ZERO POINT FIVE.
NOT 500. NOT 50.
IF YOUR MONITOR IS TURNED ON YOU PROBABLY QUALIFY.

Winrate: 32%+
we do NOT expect you to win
we barely expect you to participate

📜 RULES
- try to be kinda active ig
- survive 1 week without a chat ban
- being terrible AND annoying is actually preferred
- preferred IQ range is (51 to 70) for no reason
- microphone quality should resemble a drive-thru speaker from 2007
- smoke detector chirping in the background preferred

we're not building a competitive team.
we're building a containment breach