Its members, its history and its figures
“NO SKILL ✅ NO DISCIPLINE ✅ NO PLAN ✅”
Roster as of 4 Nov 2026 · 6 hours ago
🚨 JOIN US OR DON'T IDC 🚨
we got HELLCATS 🏎️💨, DRACOS, GLOCKS WITH ZERO FIREARM SAFETY KNOWLEDGE, AND HOT CHEETOS :3
treasury consists of $4.17, a half-empty monster, and somebody's mom's credit card with a cancelled OF subscription
⚠️ WE HAVE UNSPEAKABLE BEEF WITH [NEGUS] ⚠️
[NEGUS] members WILL be pointed at and laughed at (in minecraft)
⭐ EXTREMELY DIFFICULT STAT REQUIREMENTS ⭐
WnX/Wn8: 0.5+
YES. ZERO POINT FIVE.
NOT 500. NOT 50.
IF YOUR MONITOR IS TURNED ON YOU PROBABLY QUALIFY.
Winrate: 32%+
we do NOT expect you to win
we barely expect you to participate
📜 RULES
- try to be kinda active ig
- survive 1 week without a chat ban
- being terrible AND annoying is actually preferred
- preferred IQ range is (51 to 70) for no reason
- microphone quality should resemble a drive-thru speaker from 2007
- smoke detector chirping in the background preferred
we're not building a competitive team.
we're building a containment breach
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,579 | 50.89% | 23,995 | — | — | — | 49 days ago | 67 d | 17 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,359 | 49.68% | 1,556 | — | — | — | 20 days ago | 67 d | 17 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 3,051 | 55.53% | 1,781 | — | — | — | 23 days ago | 67 d | 17 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 1,117 | 49.29% | 6,048 | — | — | — | 25 days ago | 59 d | 17 days ago | |
| 5 | Combat Officer | 825 | 51.79% | 112 | — | — | — | 48 days ago | 59 d | 17 days ago | |
| 6 | Combat Officer | 1,569 | 51.54% | 23,560 | — | — | — | 26 days ago | 29 d | 2 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruitment Officer | 1,458 | 50.09% | 1,643 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 52 d | 17 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruitment Officer | 761 | 46.66% | 24,194 | 151 | 733 | 47.02% | today | 45 d | today | |
| 9 | Private | 1,148 | 46.68% | 14,664 | 55 | 1,210 | 41.82% | today | 45 d | today | |
| 10 | Private | 962 | 48.32% | 15,873 | — | — | — | today | 43 d | today | |
| 11 | Private | 1,234 | 70.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 36 days ago | 39 d | 17 days ago | |
| 12 | Private | 1,410 | 50.95% | 1,268 | — | — | — | 21 days ago | 37 d | 17 days ago | |
| 13 | Private | 427 | 41.50% | 1,742 | — | — | — | 21 days ago | 32 d | 17 days ago | |
| 14 | Private | 381 | 45.14% | 1,039 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 30 d | 17 days ago | |
| 15 | Recruit | 922 | 46.08% | 12,547 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 24 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.