Its members, its history and its figures
“Always Happy, Always Ready”
Roster as of 5 Nov 2026 · 21 hours ago
The Happy Valley Militia are hardened band of brothers who have tossed dice together. We are the tank division of Uncle Slappy's School of Combat Dentistry. We pride ourselves on our profound apathy. We look forward to facing you on the battlefield. Semper Perb!
28 battles · 35.71% won
The battles of today's 29 members, from the sessions the site records, including those played before they joined. It records 14 of them, the first since Fri, 16 Oct 2026; 14 members were first read within the last 30 days; 15 members are not recorded yet. A session counts on the UTC day the site recorded it, so the battles of a few days between two of its readings land on the last of them; WN8 is worked out over the summed battles.