Clan
Its members, its history and its figures
HVM
[HVM]
Happy Valley Militia
NA“Always Happy, Always Ready”
Average WN8: AverageInvite only
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 23 hours ago
About
The Happy Valley Militia are hardened band of brothers who have tossed dice together. We are the tank division of Uncle Slappy's School of Combat Dentistry. We pride ourselves on our profound apathy. We look forward to facing you on the battlefield. Semper Perb!
- Founder
- RedDrake
- Clan id
- 1000004968
- Followed here since
- 15 Oct 2026
- Members
- 29
- Active, 30 days · of 29 with statistics
- 2
- Average WN8 · over 14 members with a rating
- 1,104
- Win rate · all members’ battles
- 52.01%
- Average battles
- 16,275
Members
29 listed
- renamed_1001813248—
Commander
- Win rate
- 50.74%
- Battles
- 7,172
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 6 years ago
- In clan
- 5,240 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- Thugboy1,386
Executive Officer
- Win rate
- 53.47%
- Battles
- 43,346
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 22 months ago
- In clan
- 5,240 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- Murt7622,112
Personnel Officer
- Win rate
- 55.37%
- Battles
- 34,949
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 3 years ago
- In clan
- 5,239 d
- Stats
- today
- maspy91,361
Personnel Officer
- Win rate
- 52.05%
- Battles
- 46,702
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 2 years ago
- In clan
- 5,239 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- Veni_Vidi_Cucarrit1,611
Personnel Officer
- Win rate
- 52.62%
- Battles
- 25,937
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 2 years ago
- In clan
- 3,091 d
- Stats
- 15 days ago
- graham9181,346
Combat Officer
- Win rate
- 53.80%
- Battles
- 57,876
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 13 months ago
- In clan
- 5,239 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- Swordlord1,245
Combat Officer
- Win rate
- 50.71%
- Battles
- 32,995
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 3 years ago
- In clan
- 4,359 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- Thace938961
Combat Officer
- Win rate
- 50.35%
- Battles
- 18,256
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 16 months ago
- In clan
- 2,849 d
- Stats
- 15 days ago
- PTGraham—
Intelligence Officer
- Win rate
- 55.43%
- Battles
- 30,738
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 7 years ago
- In clan
- 5,239 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- knorris908—
Intelligence Officer
- Win rate
- 53.28%
- Battles
- 22,451
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 4 years ago
- In clan
- 4,954 d
- Stats
- 14 days ago
- CygnusXI—
Intelligence Officer
- Win rate
- 48.85%
- Battles
- 16,359
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 3 years ago
- In clan
- 2,354 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- HellboyTrab—
Quartermaster
- Win rate
- 52.73%
- Battles
- 5,997
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 6 years ago
- In clan
- 5,240 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- skfrogtown—
Junior Officer
- Win rate
- 49.90%
- Battles
- 11,955
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 5 years ago
- In clan
- 5,236 d
- Stats
- today
- flashbezbo—
Junior Officer
- Win rate
- 49.24%
- Battles
- 8,593
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 6 years ago
- In clan
- 5,227 d
- Stats
- today
- Nerri1,064
Junior Officer
- Win rate
- 52.01%
- Battles
- 18,670
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 2 years ago
- In clan
- 5,164 d
- Stats
- today
- Ezahna—
Junior Officer
- Win rate
- 53.49%
- Battles
- 10,695
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 7 years ago
- In clan
- 4,938 d
- Stats
- 14 days ago
- wodzinski1,273
Junior Officer
- Win rate
- 51.15%
- Battles
- 21,202
- 30 days
- 26 battles
- Last battle
- yesterday
- In clan
- 4,198 d
- Stats
- today
- RealJackieChan347
Junior Officer
- Win rate
- 45.66%
- Battles
- 12,472
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 9 days ago
- In clan
- 4,167 d
- Stats
- today
- Himmy_PLS—
Junior Officer
- Win rate
- 50.33%
- Battles
- 151
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 4 years ago
- In clan
- 2,297 d
- Stats
- 17 days ago
- Alvin_York—
Private
- Win rate
- 49.37%
- Battles
- 2,797
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 6 years ago
- In clan
- 5,238 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- ThunderByrd511
Private
- Win rate
- 46.40%
- Battles
- 2,862
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 6 years ago
- In clan
- 5,227 d
- Stats
- today
- Hamurabi—
Private
- Win rate
- 42.21%
- Battles
- 199
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 14 years ago
- In clan
- 5,199 d
- Stats
- today
- BigTruckerSam648
Private
- Win rate
- 48.75%
- Battles
- 17,906
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 2 years ago
- In clan
- 5,161 d
- Stats
- today
- WR3CK1N9BALL1,082
Private
- Win rate
- 49.56%
- Battles
- 7,126
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 12 months ago
- In clan
- 4,181 d
- Stats
- yesterday
- BRZRKR99509
Private
- Win rate
- 46.97%
- Battles
- 12,333
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 2 years ago
- In clan
- 3,213 d
- Stats
- 15 days ago
- LilHildy—
Private
- Win rate
- 38.00%
- Battles
- 100
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 4 years ago
- In clan
- 2,181 d
- Stats
- 17 days ago
- admrvonbek—
Recruit
- Win rate
- 46.15%
- Battles
- 1,274
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 7 years ago
- In clan
- 2,810 d
- Stats
- today
- SiegeZone—
Recruit
- Win rate
- 51.22%
- Battles
- 863
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 6 years ago
- In clan
- 2,478 d
- Stats
- 17 days ago
- MadScientist11—
Recruit
- Win rate
- 45.45%
- Battles
- 11
- 30 days
- —
- Last battle
- 3 years ago
- In clan
- 1,924 d
- Stats
- 17 days ago
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 50.74% | 7,172 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,240 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,386 | 53.47% | 43,346 | — | — | — | 22 months ago | 5,240 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | 2,112 | 55.37% | 34,949 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 5,239 d | today | |
| 4 | Personnel Officer | 1,361 | 52.05% | 46,702 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 5,239 d | yesterday | |
| 5 | Personnel Officer | 1,611 | 52.62% | 25,937 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,091 d | 15 days ago | |
| 6 | Combat Officer | 1,346 | 53.80% | 57,876 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 5,239 d | yesterday | |
| 7 | Combat Officer | 1,245 | 50.71% | 32,995 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,359 d | yesterday | |
| 8 | Combat Officer | 961 | 50.35% | 18,256 | — | — | — | 16 months ago | 2,849 d | 15 days ago | |
| 9 | Intelligence Officer | — | 55.43% | 30,738 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,239 d | yesterday | |
| 10 | Intelligence Officer | — | 53.28% | 22,451 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,954 d | 14 days ago | |
| 11 | Intelligence Officer | — | 48.85% | 16,359 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,354 d | yesterday | |
| 12 | Quartermaster | — | 52.73% | 5,997 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,240 d | yesterday | |
| 13 | Junior Officer | — | 49.90% | 11,955 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 5,236 d | today | |
| 14 | Junior Officer | — | 49.24% | 8,593 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,227 d | today | |
| 15 | Junior Officer | 1,064 | 52.01% | 18,670 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 5,164 d | today | |
| 16 | Junior Officer | — | 53.49% | 10,695 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,938 d | 14 days ago | |
| 17 | Junior Officer | 1,273 | 51.15% | 21,202 | 26 | 1,303 | 34.62% | yesterday | 4,198 d | today | |
| 18 | Junior Officer | 347 | 45.66% | 12,472 | — | — | — | 9 days ago | 4,167 d | today | |
| 19 | Junior Officer | — | 50.33% | 151 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,297 d | 17 days ago | |
| 20 | Private | — | 49.37% | 2,797 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,238 d | yesterday | |
| 21 | Private | 511 | 46.40% | 2,862 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,227 d | today | |
| 22 | Private | — | 42.21% | 199 | — | — | — | 14 years ago | 5,199 d | today | |
| 23 | Private | 648 | 48.75% | 17,906 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 5,161 d | today | |
| 24 | Private | 1,082 | 49.56% | 7,126 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 4,181 d | yesterday | |
| 25 | Private | 509 | 46.97% | 12,333 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,213 d | 15 days ago | |
| 26 | Private | — | 38.00% | 100 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,181 d | 17 days ago | |
| 27 | Recruit | — | 46.15% | 1,274 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,810 d | today | |
| 28 | Recruit | — | 51.22% | 863 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,478 d | 17 days ago | |
| 29 | Recruit | — | 45.45% | 11 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,924 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.