Its members, its history and its figures
“Lie Hammock! And Let Sleep the Dogs of Porch!”
Roster as of 11 Nov 2026 · 4 hours ago
A casual clan. We platoon. We stronghold. We sleep on the porch. Woof.
To join us:
Don't be a jerk.
Help your mates.
Endeavor to persevere.
Learn something once in a while.
Don't take it all too seriously, I's a game.
It would be super cool if you had Teamspeak 3.
We started this Clan to have fun and blow stuff up.
We were, in some cases still are, noobs. Therefore we welcome noobs.
We do not demand much, show up when you can, be reasonable, have fun.
Sound like we could be a match?
C'mon up on the porch. Set a spell. Kick your shoes off.
We'll lie in the hammocks, sip some juleps, watch the dogs sleep on the porch.
Then we'll go kill some evil red tanks.
7 Dec 2021
Accepted Members
7 Dec 2021, 02:03 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Bairns has been accepted to the clan.
12 Jan 2021
Accepted Members
12 Jan 2021, 04:48 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player F_Bomb2012 has been accepted to the clan.
18 Jan 2020
Accepted Members
18 Jan 2020, 04:07 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player teamguderian has been accepted to the clan.
11 Oct 2017
Accepted Members
11 Oct 2017, 04:02 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Kegan has been accepted to the clan.
6 Oct 2017
Accepted Members
6 Oct 2017, 00:49 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Charles_Ellers has been accepted to the clan.
17 Sept 2017
Accepted Members
17 Sept 2017, 02:54 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Krigare_White has been accepted to the clan.
9 Aug 2017
Accepted Members
9 Aug 2017, 02:19 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Hanz_Solo has been accepted to the clan.
8 Aug 2017
Accepted Members
8 Aug 2017, 21:41 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Barazzuolio has been accepted to the clan.
6 Aug 2017
Accepted Members
6 Aug 2017, 02:06 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Ma2euce has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
6 Aug 2017, 00:33 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player Warhead_69 has been accepted to the clan.
5 Aug 2017
Accepted Members
5 Aug 2017, 21:20 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player MacGunnr has been accepted to the clan.
Accepted Members
5 Aug 2017, 18:18 UTCMilitary Personnel
Player ZappedAgain has been accepted to the clan.
A join is exact: Wargaming lists it with the roster. A departure or a change of position is noticed when the roster is next refreshed, so it is shown with the window it happened in — this clan has been followed since 15 Oct 2026. Changes of position are known only from when this site began recording them; earlier ones are not shown. Where a player’s own membership history has been fetched, its exact dates are shown instead, including earlier ones.