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“Lie Hammock! And Let Sleep the Dogs of Porch!”
Roster as of 4 Nov 2026 · 4 hours ago
A casual clan. We platoon. We stronghold. We sleep on the porch. Woof.
To join us:
Don't be a jerk.
Help your mates.
Endeavor to persevere.
Learn something once in a while.
Don't take it all too seriously, I's a game.
It would be super cool if you had Teamspeak 3.
We started this Clan to have fun and blow stuff up.
We were, in some cases still are, noobs. Therefore we welcome noobs.
We do not demand much, show up when you can, be reasonable, have fun.
Sound like we could be a match?
C'mon up on the porch. Set a spell. Kick your shoes off.
We'll lie in the hammocks, sip some juleps, watch the dogs sleep on the porch.
Then we'll go kill some evil red tanks.
No battles recorded for the members in the last year. The site records 8 of the 12 members, the first since Sat, 17 Oct 2026.