Its members, its history and its figures
“YOU BETTER RUN, WE GOT PANDAS WITH LASER BEAMS!”
Roster as of 4 Nov 2026 · 19 hours ago
During the great drought of 2034 which depleted the world's bamboo reserves, the pandas unionized to determine a new food source. The results were devastating for mankind.
None of the 11 members is recorded by the site yet. Their battles show here once it has read each of them twice: the first reading only sets the starting point.