Its members, its history and its figures
“YOU BETTER RUN, WE GOT PANDAS WITH LASER BEAMS!”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 16 hours ago
During the great drought of 2034 which depleted the world's bamboo reserves, the pandas unionized to determine a new food source. The results were devastating for mankind.
Commander
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Private
Recruit
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 48.41% | 15,418 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,088 d | 13 days ago | |
| 2 | Personnel Officer | — | 49.66% | 4,962 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,081 d | 15 days ago | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | — | 50.00% | 5,312 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,073 d | 15 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 44.34% | 1,775 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,882 d | 15 days ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | — | 47.57% | 822 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,784 d | 15 days ago | |
| 6 | Reservist | — | 50.76% | 327 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,018 d | 15 days ago | |
| 7 | Reservist | — | 46.36% | 2,118 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,005 d | 15 days ago | |
| 8 | Reservist | — | 48.96% | 1,009 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,005 d | 15 days ago | |
| 9 | Reservist | — | 46.21% | 2,649 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,947 d | 15 days ago | |
| 10 | Reservist | — | 44.79% | 1,585 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,915 d | 15 days ago | |
| 11 | Reservist | — | 47.45% | 765 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,831 d | 15 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.