Its members, its history and its figures
“We are the Fat Bastards!”
Roster as of 4 Nov 2026 · 24 hours ago
Fat Bastard is a fictional character in the second and third of the Austin Powers films. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers. His extreme size (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in Goldmember. Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that end with flatulence, his vulgar manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and dwarves, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. Mike Myers has jokingly said that it took about 64 hours to transform into Fat Bastard's body.
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3 marks
3 vehicles
20
2 marks
48
1 mark
24
Tier X
22 vehicles
0
Tier XI
0 vehicles
| Place | Member | 3 marks | Two marks | One mark |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fattigan | 3 | 20 | 21 |
| 2 | ChragYaska | 0 | 0 | 27 |
VII0.1% of players · Fattigan
VIII0.1% of players · Fattigan
How rare: of the players the site holds on EU with a battle in the vehicle, the share with three marks on it, where twenty or more have played it. The site works it out once a week (last on 3 Nov 2026).