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“We are the Fat Bastards!”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 18 hours ago
Fat Bastard is a fictional character in the second and third of the Austin Powers films. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers. His extreme size (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in Goldmember. Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that end with flatulence, his vulgar manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and dwarves, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. Mike Myers has jokingly said that it took about 64 hours to transform into Fat Bastard's body.
The battles of today's 11 members, from the sessions the site records, including those played before they joined. It records 10 of them, the first since Tue, 11 Aug 2026; 1 member was first read within the last 30 days; 1 member is not recorded yet. A session counts on the UTC day the site recorded it, so the battles of a few days between two of its readings land on the last of them; WN8 is worked out over the summed battles.