Its members, its history and its figures
“I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 19 hours ago
Jimbo Jones: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya?
Homer Simpson: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
Jimbo Jones: Can I!
Homer Simpson: You're in. Here's the sack!
Moe Szyslak: But you gotta supply your own knobs!
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
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| 1 | Commander | 742 | 51.32% | 1,101 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,343 d | 15 days ago | |
| 2 | Personnel Officer | 1,527 | 53.77% | 18,279 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 4,331 d | 14 days ago | |
| 3 | Intelligence Officer | — | 38.46% | 26 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,249 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Quartermaster | — | 31.58% | 19 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,341 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Junior Officer | — | 72.22% | 18 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,248 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Private | — | 32.00% | 25 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,341 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Private | — | 70.00% | 20 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,341 d | 16 days ago | |
| 8 | Private | — | 42.55% | 47 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,341 d | 16 days ago | |
| 9 | Private | — | 57.14% | 21 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,331 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Private | — | 63.64% | 11 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,278 d | 16 days ago | |
| 11 | Private | — | 68.42% | 19 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,255 d | 16 days ago | |
| 12 | Private | — | 90.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,252 d | 16 days ago | |
| 13 | Private | — | 42.11% | 19 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,252 d | 16 days ago | |
| 14 | Private | — | 54.68% | 982 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,248 d | 16 days ago | |
| 15 | Private | — | 63.64% | 11 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,245 d | 16 days ago | |
| 16 | Private | — | 100.00% | 6 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,245 d | 16 days ago | |
| 17 | Private | — | 35.00% | 20 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,244 d | 16 days ago | |
| 18 | Private | — | 46.51% | 43 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,244 d | 16 days ago | |
| 19 | Private | — | 90.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,142 d | 16 days ago | |
| 20 | Private | — | 50.76% | 662 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,119 d | 16 days ago | |
| 21 | Private | — | 76.92% | 13 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,110 d | 16 days ago | |
| 22 | Private | — | 58.44% | 231 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,110 d | 16 days ago | |
| 23 | Private | — | 71.88% | 32 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,095 d | 16 days ago | |
| 24 | Private | — | 69.23% | 39 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,095 d | 16 days ago | |
| 25 | Private | — | 0.00% | 1 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,089 d | 16 days ago | |
| 26 | Private | — | 100.00% | 1 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,089 d | 16 days ago | |
| 27 | Private | — | 68.42% | 19 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,086 d | 16 days ago | |
| 28 | Private | — | 50.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,076 d | 16 days ago | |
| 29 | Private | — | 57.14% | 14 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,071 d | 16 days ago | |
| 30 | Private | — | 47.06% | 17 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,069 d | 16 days ago | |
| 31 | Private | — | 40.00% | 15 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,047 d | 16 days ago | |
| 32 | Private | — | 70.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,042 d | 16 days ago | |
| 33 | Private | — | 0.00% | 1 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,010 d | 16 days ago | |
| 34 | Private | — | 60.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,010 d | 16 days ago | |
| 35 | Private | — | 46.31% | 704 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,008 d | 16 days ago | |
| 36 | Private | — | 50.00% | 14 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,006 d | 16 days ago | |
| 37 | Private | — | 100.00% | 11 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,999 d | 16 days ago | |
| 38 | Private | — | 44.89% | 2,348 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,982 d | 16 days ago | |
| 39 | Private | — | 60.00% | 20 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,978 d | 16 days ago | |
| 40 | Private | — | 100.00% | 1 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,970 d | 16 days ago | |
| 41 | Private | — | 68.75% | 16 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,970 d | 16 days ago | |
| 42 | Private | — | 48.15% | 27 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,957 d | 16 days ago | |
| 43 | Private | — | 57.14% | 49 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,949 d | 16 days ago | |
| 44 | Private | — | 58.18% | 55 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,928 d | 16 days ago | |
| 45 | Private | — | 82.35% | 17 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,920 d | 16 days ago | |
| 46 | Private | — | 78.79% | 33 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,920 d | 16 days ago | |
| 47 | Private | — | 74.07% | 27 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,907 d | 16 days ago | |
| 48 | Private | — | 53.13% | 32 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,899 d | 16 days ago | |
| 49 | Private | — | 69.23% | 26 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,892 d | 16 days ago | |
| 50 | Private | — | 54.55% | 11 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,881 d | 16 days ago | |
| 51 | Private | — | 70.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,881 d | 16 days ago | |
| 52 | Private | — | 70.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,881 d | 16 days ago | |
| 53 | Private | — | 70.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,881 d | 16 days ago | |
| 54 | Private | — | 84.21% | 19 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,877 d | 16 days ago | |
| 55 | Private | — | 69.44% | 36 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,876 d | 16 days ago | |
| 56 | Private | — | 100.00% | 4 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,874 d | 16 days ago | |
| 57 | Private | — | 56.67% | 30 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,860 d | 16 days ago | |
| 58 | Private | — | 69.23% | 13 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,860 d | 16 days ago | |
| 59 | Private | — | 66.67% | 33 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,859 d | 16 days ago | |
| 60 | Private | — | 40.00% | 15 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,859 d | 16 days ago | |
| 61 | Private | — | 90.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,859 d | 16 days ago | |
| 62 | Private | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 3,859 d | 12 days ago | |
| 63 | Private | — | 76.92% | 26 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,858 d | 16 days ago | |
| 64 | Private | — | 55.56% | 27 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,854 d | 16 days ago | |
| 65 | Private | — | 76.32% | 38 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,852 d | 16 days ago | |
| 66 | Private | — | 54.55% | 22 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,850 d | 16 days ago | |
| 67 | Private | — | 42.86% | 28 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,842 d | 16 days ago | |
| 68 | Private | — | 80.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,824 d | 16 days ago | |
| 69 | Private | — | 62.07% | 29 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,814 d | 16 days ago | |
| 70 | Private | — | 80.00% | 25 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,805 d | 16 days ago | |
| 71 | Private | — | 65.12% | 43 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,805 d | 16 days ago | |
| 72 | Recruit | — | 65.00% | 20 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,575 d | 16 days ago | |
| 73 | Recruit | — | 70.59% | 17 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,563 d | 16 days ago | |
| 74 | Recruit | — | 73.08% | 26 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,548 d | 16 days ago | |
| 75 | Recruit | — | 55.17% | 29 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,526 d | 16 days ago | |
| 76 | Recruit | — | 90.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,526 d | 16 days ago | |
| 77 | Recruit | — | 66.67% | 18 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,510 d | 16 days ago | |
| 78 | Recruit | — | 84.21% | 19 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,482 d | 16 days ago | |
| 79 | Recruit | — | 73.68% | 19 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,468 d | 16 days ago | |
| 80 | Recruit | — | 83.33% | 12 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,468 d | 16 days ago | |
| 81 | Recruit | — | 93.75% | 16 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,467 d | 16 days ago | |
| 82 | Recruit | — | 100.00% | 1 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,446 d | 16 days ago | |
| 83 | Recruit | — | 70.00% | 10 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,237 d | 16 days ago | |
| 84 | Recruit | — | 100.00% | 1 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,210 d | 16 days ago | |
| 85 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 3,210 d | 12 days ago | |
| 86 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 3,105 d | 12 days ago | |
| 87 | Recruit | 747 | 48.75% | 20,653 | — | — | — | 50 days ago | 693 d | 14 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.