Its members, its history and its figures
“If you wanna be a Villain Number One You have to chase a Chaffee on the run”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 7 hours ago
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
[Verse 1]
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)
[Chorus]
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
[Verse 2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
[Outro]
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
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| 1 | Commander | — | 48.72% | 5,959 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,627 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 47.75% | 5,422 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 3,627 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Recruit | — | 50.00% | 12 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,624 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Recruit | — | 47.17% | 106 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,621 d | yesterday | |
| 5 | Recruit | — | 56.52% | 23 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,614 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 40.74% | 54 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,495 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 45.77% | 1,289 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,368 d | 16 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 45.71% | 1,201 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,343 d | yesterday | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 37.29% | 118 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,005 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 42.86% | 70 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,849 d | 16 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | 50.00% | 20 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,848 d | 16 days ago | |
| 12 | Recruit | — | 60.00% | 5 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,079 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.