Its members, its history and its figures
“Audentes fortuna juvat ( Fortune favors the bold )”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 17 hours ago
We are The Steel Zombie Mafia. You may knock us down but we are never dead, we come back in greater numbers, and hit harder. "If our foe shall smash us on the left cheek, should we not smash him on the right?" We are family you mess with one, you mess with us all.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Intelligence Officer
Quartermaster
Recruitment Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,231 | 49.52% | 14,927 | — | — | — | 18 months ago | 4,808 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 679 | 46.72% | 13,839 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 4,828 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | — | 47.52% | 5,568 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,828 d | yesterday | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 1,167 | 49.99% | 7,933 | — | — | — | 23 months ago | 4,662 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Intelligence Officer | 675 | 48.34% | 13,969 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 4,750 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Quartermaster | 1,448 | 51.50% | 24,277 | — | — | — | 18 months ago | 4,600 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruitment Officer | — | 48.19% | 10,843 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,377 d | today | |
| 8 | Private | — | 44.57% | 1,483 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,826 d | 17 days ago | |
| 9 | Private | — | 48.53% | 7,940 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,823 d | 17 days ago | |
| 10 | Private | — | 47.81% | 4,252 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,807 d | 17 days ago | |
| 11 | Private | — | 49.30% | 5,680 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,793 d | 17 days ago | |
| 12 | Private | — | 47.61% | 3,510 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,742 d | today | |
| 13 | Recruit | — | 47.21% | 7,266 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,685 d | today | |
| 14 | Recruit | — | 50.66% | 3,636 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,680 d | yesterday | |
| 15 | Recruit | — | 46.93% | 4,407 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,610 d | 17 days ago | |
| 16 | Recruit | — | 51.95% | 77 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,417 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.