Its members, its history and its figures
“I'm a Black Scottish Cyclops!”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 2 hours ago
You humans are so petty, and tiny! We are The Perfect Race. We noob rush where applicable, and friendly fire when all hope is lost. We'll ram you from behind, just to have a good time. Just remember to have some fun, this map is sick, you should take a ride on our 500mm stick.
Commander
Recruitment Officer
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 784 | 45.75% | 988 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 5,286 d | today | |
| 2 | Recruitment Officer | — | 47.77% | 471 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 5,254 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Private | — | 50.80% | 2,325 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 5,284 d | today | |
| 4 | Private | — | 49.15% | 2,399 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 5,284 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 46.85% | 222 | — | — | — | 14 years ago | 5,283 d | yesterday | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 48.16% | 434 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 5,164 d | today | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.