Its members, its history and its figures
“Red on the outside, acidic on the inside.”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 9 hours ago
Red on the outside, acidic on the inside. Always fresh from the can.
Commander
Executive Officer
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,673 | 53.17% | 32,044 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 3,805 d | 15 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,312 | 50.00% | 4 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,592 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Private | — | 50.55% | 12,832 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,609 d | yesterday | |
| 4 | Private | 1,673 | 52.63% | 418 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 3,744 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | 1,251 | 56.67% | 60 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,537 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 61.54% | 13 | — | — | — | 14 years ago | 4,537 d | yesterday | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 4,537 d | 14 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 18.75% | 16 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,534 d | yesterday | |
| 9 | Recruit | 1,260 | 70.00% | 20 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,517 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | 1,811 | 53.22% | 50,226 | 60 | 1,636 | 63.33% | today | 1,114 d | today | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.