Its members, its history and its figures
“And on the third day, he was reborn a water flea!”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 9 hours ago
We are a clan, plain and simple. As you can see by our motto, we are not entirely serious players. We are here to have fun and enjoy the game as it comes at us. We are not here with an entirely competitive nature. We are here to have fun! We do not frown upon competitive natures, but we try to keep it fun at the same time. More experienced players shouldn't put down and demean lower tier/newbies. Everyone was new once whether you like it or not. We will NOT condone harassment of anyone. Hell, I myself am not great at the game. I just love to play like many others. Don't be afraid. I don't bite... Often.
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Executive Officer
Junior Officer
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 581 | 46.10% | 1,794 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 4,097 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 394 | 43.95% | 2,305 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 4,097 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Junior Officer | — | 46.10% | 154 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,097 d | 17 days ago | |
| 4 | Junior Officer | — | 33.76% | 157 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,097 d | 17 days ago | |
| 5 | Junior Officer | — | 40.49% | 163 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,097 d | 17 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 4,094 d | 14 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 46.95% | 754 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,094 d | 17 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 59.38% | 32 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,089 d | 17 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 45.45% | 77 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,348 d | 17 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 64.29% | 28 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,348 d | 17 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | 43.58% | 475 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,228 d | yesterday | |
| 12 | Recruit | 415 | 46.92% | 2,012 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,161 d | today | |
| 13 | Recruit | — | 46.67% | 75 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,160 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.