Its members, its history and its figures
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 55.48% | 3,495 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,816 d | 24 days ago | |
| 2 | Recruitment Officer | — | 44.70% | 17,941 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,816 d | 21 days ago | |
| 3 | Private | — | 57.14% | 7 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,818 d | 24 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 48.29% | 1,052 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,802 d | 5 days ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | — | 49.08% | 271 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,815 d | 24 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 46.96% | 8,993 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,815 d | 24 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 46.31% | 9,110 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,812 d | 4 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 49.06% | 53 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,807 d | 4 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 47.15% | 403 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,806 d | 24 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 50.31% | 161 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,806 d | 24 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 3,806 d | 3 days ago | |
| 12 | Recruit | 232 | 46.14% | 3,524 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 3,801 d | 22 days ago | |
| 13 | Recruit | — | 44.29% | 3,344 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,780 d | 24 days ago | |
| 14 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 3,777 d | 21 days ago | |
| 15 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 3,773 d | 21 days ago | |
| 16 | Recruit | — | 49.77% | 3,747 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,772 d | 4 days ago | |
| 17 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 3,759 d | 21 days ago | |
| 18 | Recruit | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 3,758 d | 21 days ago | |
| 19 | Recruit | — | 50.31% | 161 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,548 d | 24 days ago | |
| 20 | Recruit | — | 48.79% | 1,240 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,106 d | 24 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.