Its members, its history and its figures
“Serious Tankers Tanking Seriously”
Roster as of 5 Nov 2026 · 10 hours ago
We are only here for serious business. Seriously.
This is a personal clan for players that are good but not devoted. Really just for people who are sort of burnt out or have to step back from tanks for a little bit, but still want a couple people to platoon with who are not bad at the game.
No Clan Wars
No Strongholds
No Team Battles
No Benefits
—but also—
No Responsibility
No Hassle
No Dedication
No Hard Feelings
No Politics
No Trouble
Just "Serious" Tankers
Commander
Executive Officer
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 2,057 | 54.40% | 21,818 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 4,322 d | 5 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,021 | 47.85% | 8,930 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 3,450 d | 20 days ago | |
| 3 | Private | — | 48.40% | 2,068 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,505 d | 20 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 60.64% | 1,006 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,450 d | yesterday | |
| 5 | Private | 392 | 44.04% | 4,053 | — | — | — | 22 months ago | 1,582 d | 20 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 48.78% | 287 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,505 d | 20 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 44.55% | 220 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,442 d | 20 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 55.35% | 215 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,431 d | 20 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 49.50% | 202 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,429 d | 20 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | 885 | 45.11% | 2,270 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 1,300 d | 20 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | 713 | 51.41% | 319 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,022 d | 20 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.