Seattle's Order of the Crimson Knights

100% serious 100% of the time. We have even managed to find a way to be more than 100% serious, sometimes even getting as high as 135% seriousness! This level of seriousness may be detrimental to our members' mental health, but nothing has been proven at this time. We continue to experiment with new and exciting methods for the advancement of seriousness, and hope to someday reach our goal of becoming Double Serious.