Its members, its history and its figures
“Only Special People can ride the bus!”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 21 hours ago
Just what you think, a bunch of mentally challenged grown-ups!
Commander
Personnel Officer
Personnel Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Quartermaster
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 430 | 42.59% | 7,934 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 4,408 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Personnel Officer | 23 | 37.07% | 499 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 4,370 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Personnel Officer | 213 | 42.78% | 7,391 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,542 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Combat Officer | — | 36.36% | 33 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,779 d | 17 days ago | |
| 5 | Combat Officer | 400 | 44.24% | 2,215 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 1,362 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Combat Officer | 708 | 47.68% | 8,433 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 1,317 d | 2 days ago | |
| 7 | Quartermaster | — | 47.46% | 1,890 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,314 d | 17 days ago | |
| 8 | Junior Officer | — | 41.87% | 812 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,408 d | 17 days ago | |
| 9 | Junior Officer | 131 | 38.72% | 421 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 271 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Private | — | 43.83% | 308 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,408 d | 17 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | 57.14% | 7 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,505 d | 17 days ago | |
| 12 | Recruit | — | 49.83% | 865 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,963 d | 17 days ago | |
| 13 | Recruit | — | 44.75% | 1,325 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,947 d | 17 days ago | |
| 14 | Recruit | — | 44.09% | 93 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,317 d | 17 days ago | |
| 15 | Recruit | 702 | 41.87% | 566 | — | — | — | 14 months ago | 1,151 d | 16 days ago | |
| 16 | Recruit | — | 39.67% | 184 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,151 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.