Its members, its history and its figures
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Roster as of 3 Nov 2026 · 3 hours ago
Stomach Battalion is an international brotherhood of adult gamers, the minimum age is 25.
Commander
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Intelligence Officer
Quartermaster
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,062 | 51.12% | 20,687 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 4,574 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 51.64% | 11,992 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 5,382 d | 2 days ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 1,202 | 50.53% | 20,548 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 5,239 d | yesterday | |
| 4 | Intelligence Officer | — | 50.30% | 2,843 | — | — | — | 14 years ago | 5,377 d | 2 days ago | |
| 5 | Quartermaster | — | 47.55% | 7,033 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 5,382 d | 2 days ago | |
| 6 | Private | — | 45.50% | 4,558 | — | — | — | 13 years ago | 5,382 d | 2 days ago | |
| 7 | Private | — | 51.49% | 8,401 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 5,381 d | 2 days ago | |
| 8 | Private | — | 49.46% | 928 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 5,381 d | 2 days ago | |
| 9 | Private | — | — | 0 | — | — | — | never | 5,374 d | 2 days ago | |
| 10 | Private | — | 50.66% | 5,359 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 5,374 d | 3 days ago | |
| 11 | Private | — | 49.79% | 5,603 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 5,361 d | 2 days ago | |
| 12 | Private | — | 47.34% | 1,525 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,871 d | 18 days ago | |
| 13 | Recruit | — | 44.10% | 195 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,306 d | 18 days ago | |
| 14 | Recruit | — | 45.26% | 2,059 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,292 d | 18 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.