Its members, its history and its figures
“Ain't got no time for bird sex”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 20 hours ago
We are not the flea bags you think we are, no... We are more like the flea infested couch, from which all the flea bags... Wait, no, yeah, we are not them flea bags. This is like the Bueno Vista Social Club of tank clans. Basically the most groovy. No flea bags allowed.
Commander
Executive Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 50.06% | 24,825 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,349 d | 13 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,168 | 51.43% | 19,697 | — | — | — | 15 months ago | 4,348 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Junior Officer | — | 51.28% | 8,408 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,347 d | 15 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 46.15% | 3,443 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,349 d | 15 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 48.44% | 2,244 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,982 d | 15 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 51.47% | 408 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,970 d | 15 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 51.70% | 441 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,899 d | 15 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.