Its members, its history and its figures
“If you like lickintraktors, you'll lick us.”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 9 hours ago
We're all swimmin' if we ain't winnin'. We take things seriously if we have to.
You wouldn't want to join because we wouldn't be in a clan that would have us as members, but if you're still up for it, we'll see!
And remember: Please don't feed the trolls.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Personnel Officer
Intelligence Officer
Intelligence Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 52.08% | 41,670 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,032 d | 2 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 52.10% | 13,037 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,032 d | 2 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 874 | 49.63% | 12,188 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,998 d | 2 days ago | |
| 4 | Personnel Officer | — | 50.42% | 15,572 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,032 d | 2 days ago | |
| 5 | Intelligence Officer | 971 | 49.90% | 7,040 | — | — | — | 17 months ago | 4,030 d | 17 days ago | |
| 6 | Intelligence Officer | — | 51.15% | 1,652 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,019 d | yesterday | |
| 7 | Junior Officer | 1,730 | 53.39% | 21,126 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,999 d | yesterday | |
| 8 | Private | — | 46.98% | 232 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,593 d | 17 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 46.55% | 6,920 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,672 d | 17 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 44.31% | 799 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,639 d | 17 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | 45.03% | 171 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 1,984 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.