Its members, its history and its figures
“If We Can't Chew It, We Blow It Up. We're Poodles With Dentures.”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 19 hours ago
The Toothless Poodles are a group of old dogs, who are not into drama or statistics. We play simply for fun. There are no requirements other than the willingness to just enjoy playing for fun's sake. We don't care about competitions or statistics. We just share our resources equally.
Our server is the NA Central server, and we play generally from 1800-2200 Central time. Some of us work for a living. Mondays and Wednesday are local game nights, so Ralph will probably be busy those days. There are no ranks other than Ralph as the creator of the clan. There is little formality, but be nice.
Ping Ralph via The WoT system for any questions. We also have a Discord Server, which will be shared when you join.
Don't break Wargaming's rules, or be a jerk. It's just a game.
Ralph.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 732 | 43.04% | 237 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,059 d | 15 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 45.65% | 1,356 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,205 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | — | 45.65% | 138 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,205 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 1,775 | 60.00% | 5 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,177 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Combat Officer | 755 | 47.85% | 10,289 | — | — | — | 14 months ago | 1,205 d | 2 days ago | |
| 6 | Junior Officer | — | 39.51% | 81 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,205 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Junior Officer | 102 | 49.12% | 57 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,191 d | 15 days ago | |
| 8 | Junior Officer | — | 50.00% | 12 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,191 d | 16 days ago | |
| 9 | Junior Officer | 1,512 | 0.00% | 4 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,190 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Junior Officer | 327 | 52.63% | 38 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,185 d | 15 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | 28.57% | 21 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 1,884 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.