Its members, its history and its figures
“I Think, Therefore Potato”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 8 hours ago
We have one bi-law. we are potatoes. the men are potatoes, the women are potatoes, the children are potatoes. the potatoes are of course, potatoes.
We're a small clan that exists to have fun. Pretty simple. No major commitments needed. The goal is to have some potatoes that you can platoon with if you like.
Not very good? no problem, we can help you learn if you want.
Amazing? come on in and share your expertise if you want.
Our list of rules is short, but important.
1.) DO try to improve.
2.) DON'T team kill.
-pretty simple.
3.) DON'T be a dick.
-try to be courteous, don't go off on a rampage in chat if you die. see a teammate playing poorly? try and let them know what they can do in a constructive manner. "uninstall noob" is not very constructive.
There isn't that many of us right now, but we welcome applications from like-minded folks.
Commander
Personnel Officer
Junior Officer
Private
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Recruit
Recruit
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 49.74% | 7,451 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,588 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Personnel Officer | — | 47.18% | 13,037 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,581 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Junior Officer | — | 45.98% | 1,516 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,588 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 46.07% | 382 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,588 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 45.13% | 277 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,365 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 45.63% | 1,420 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,348 d | today | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 45.79% | 487 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,189 d | 16 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 46.12% | 206 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,601 d | 16 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 47.40% | 4,542 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,601 d | today | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 42.11% | 38 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,601 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.