Its members, its history and its figures
“If you Can't Believe in yourself, Believe in the me that Believes in you.”
Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 9 hours ago
By Popular Demand
OH MY GOD WHAT THE ** IS THAT? DO YOU SEE THAT? ITS AT LEAST 30 FEET TALL AND MADE OF **! AND LOOK AT THOSE ARMS HOW CAN ** BE SO AMAZINGLY CHISELED? AND DESPITE MY FEAR I CAN'T HELP BUT BE SMITTEN BY ITS FASHION SENSE, JUST LOOKIT THAT BOW. THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN FIGHT SUCH A GOOD LOOKING AND WELL DEVELOPED PILE OF ** THAT IS 3 STORIES TALL. LORD HAVE MERCY WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Commander
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Intelligence Officer
Intelligence Officer
Quartermaster
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,866 | 55.66% | 17,703 | 42 | 1,670 | 57.14% | today | 4,619 d | today | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,668 | 56.30% | 12,603 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 4,619 d | 2 days ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 2,649 | 56.53% | 16,120 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,112 d | 2 days ago | |
| 4 | Intelligence Officer | — | 55.93% | 3,810 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,484 d | 2 days ago | |
| 5 | Intelligence Officer | 950 | 50.23% | 434 | — | — | — | 12 months ago | 423 d | 17 days ago | |
| 6 | Quartermaster | — | 57.15% | 15,488 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,619 d | 2 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | 1,613 | 53.75% | 7,607 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,473 d | 2 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.