Its members, its history and its figures
“Do what you have to... 'cos we're hungry!”
Roster as of 4 Nov 2026 · 3 hours ago
We are a licensed manufacturer of resentment. We build the finest hurt feelings available in competition today.
Commander
Executive Officer
Recruitment Officer
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 46.88% | 448 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,839 d | 4 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | — | 47.79% | 13,939 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 3,837 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Recruitment Officer | — | 50.07% | 10,756 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,837 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | 706 | 47.08% | 7,668 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 3,547 d | 3 days ago | |
| 5 | Recruit | 262 | 46.35% | 425 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,834 d | today | |
| 6 | Recruit | — | 47.09% | 1,478 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,448 d | 19 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 51.25% | 80 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,382 d | 19 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | — | 49.24% | 461 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,369 d | 19 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 48.48% | 11,920 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,369 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 48.59% | 2,476 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 3,368 d | 19 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.