Its members, its history and its figures
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Commander
Recruitment Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Private
Recruit
Recruit
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 52.39% | 29,963 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,152 d | yesterday | |
| 2 | Recruitment Officer | 1,386 | 49.66% | 27,293 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 2,124 d | yesterday | |
| 3 | Junior Officer | 1,826 | 53.70% | 8,140 | — | — | — | 40 days ago | 2,132 d | 15 days ago | |
| 4 | Junior Officer | 1,417 | 51.39% | 18,443 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,129 d | 15 days ago | |
| 5 | Junior Officer | 1,436 | 50.47% | 17,382 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 2,123 d | 15 days ago | |
| 6 | Junior Officer | 1,247 | 49.03% | 19,661 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 2,122 d | 14 days ago | |
| 7 | Junior Officer | — | 50.85% | 18,668 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,115 d | yesterday | |
| 8 | Private | 1,847 | 51.95% | 6,090 | — | — | — | 16 months ago | 2,148 d | 15 days ago | |
| 9 | Private | 1,852 | 52.93% | 4,723 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 2,147 d | 15 days ago | |
| 10 | Private | — | 51.91% | 2,955 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,139 d | 16 days ago | |
| 11 | Private | — | 52.80% | 20,377 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,128 d | 14 days ago | |
| 12 | Private | 1,062 | 49.35% | 26,996 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 2,126 d | 15 days ago | |
| 13 | Private | 1,271 | 50.48% | 10,930 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 2,124 d | today | |
| 14 | Private | 1,704 | 52.95% | 22,074 | — | — | — | 23 months ago | 2,124 d | 15 days ago | |
| 15 | Private | 1,752 | 52.93% | 12,028 | — | — | — | 18 months ago | 2,122 d | yesterday | |
| 16 | Private | — | 51.15% | 28,419 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 2,122 d | 14 days ago | |
| 17 | Private | 1,854 | 54.38% | 17,640 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 2,119 d | 2 days ago | |
| 18 | Private | 1,633 | 52.31% | 14,107 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 2,114 d | 15 days ago | |
| 19 | Recruit | 1,244 | 50.76% | 11,203 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 2,112 d | 14 days ago | |
| 20 | Recruit | 1,482 | 50.63% | 23,130 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 2,088 d | yesterday | |
| 21 | Reservist | — | 48.28% | 6,661 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,118 d | 16 days ago | |
| 22 | Reservist | 822 | 47.79% | 6,238 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,117 d | 2 days ago | |
| 23 | Reservist | — | 47.82% | 1,700 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 2,115 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.