Its members, its history and its figures
“Big money, big women, big fun!!!!”
Roster as of 5 Nov 2026 · 21 hours ago
We twerk for jesus and for dead homies.
Do you even lift because we lift only the dank-est memes
AND WHY ARE THERE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT NOT BEEF NUGGETS?!?!
Thanks Robama
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,536 | 51.41% | 27,698 | 13 | 2,453 | 46.15% | 4 days ago | 4,932 d | today | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 1,267 | 50.36% | 20,455 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 4,932 d | 4 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 1,549 | 51.91% | 30,812 | 3 | 2,439 | 66.67% | 5 days ago | 4,932 d | today | |
| 4 | Combat Officer | — | 52.09% | 8,431 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,920 d | 2 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 46.96% | 2,570 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,932 d | 4 days ago | |
| 6 | Private | — | 53.46% | 6,689 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,849 d | 2 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruit | — | 45.85% | 674 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,932 d | 2 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruit | 294 | 48.16% | 299 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 4,905 d | 2 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruit | — | 48.03% | 3,483 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,572 d | 5 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruit | — | 49.83% | 4,365 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,298 d | 21 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruit | — | 48.73% | 2,434 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,298 d | 4 days ago | |
| 12 | Recruit | — | 49.02% | 6,824 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,295 d | 4 days ago | |
| 13 | Recruit | — | 44.58% | 323 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,295 d | 21 days ago | |
| 14 | Recruit | 1,239 | 51.46% | 13,866 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 3,589 d | 4 days ago | |
| 15 | Recruit | 775 | 48.11% | 18,589 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 3,334 d | 2 days ago | |
| 16 | Recruit | — | 49.87% | 3,876 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,097 d | 4 days ago | |
| 17 | Recruit | — | 46.65% | 373 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,061 d | 4 days ago | |
| 18 | Recruit | — | 50.72% | 69 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,694 d | 21 days ago | |
| 19 | Recruit | 655 | 49.20% | 3,067 | — | — | — | 21 months ago | 816 d | 4 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.