Its members, its history and its figures
“Embrace Your Inner Muppet”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 15 hours ago
This clan was formed for the purposes of helping newer players meet other players, and work together to improve their skills. If you have been accused of being a Muppet by Claus Kellerman, then this is the clan for you!
As a clan member, platooning with others is very important as Platoon members can learn from each other. This philosophy is known in the world of Judo as "Jita-Kyoei" or Mutual Welfare and Benefit. Each student, through practice, learns and benefits from the other student.
Kano Jigoro, the founder of Judo and practitioner of this philosophy, reportedly asked to be buried in his white belt when he died in 1938. He wanted to be remembered as a student who was constantly learning and not the master he was.
1) This is a judgement free zone, everyone can learn from each other.
2) When asked to platoon with clanmates, Please do so at every opportunity.
3) When we have enough clanmates, and we "git gud" enough, we will participate in skirmishes, clan wars etc.
Commander
Personnel Officer
Combat Officer
Intelligence Officer
Quartermaster
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,160 | 48.77% | 58,335 | — | — | — | 20 days ago | 1,374 d | 13 days ago | |
| 2 | Personnel Officer | 1,039 | 49.67% | 4,663 | — | — | — | 6 months ago | 1,166 d | 14 days ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 1,822 | 51.07% | 11,880 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 1,177 d | 13 days ago | |
| 4 | Intelligence Officer | 1,168 | 50.21% | 5,429 | — | — | — | 11 months ago | 952 d | 14 days ago | |
| 5 | Quartermaster | 1,016 | 48.21% | 9,040 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 1,054 d | 14 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruitment Officer | 1,314 | 50.83% | 1,997 | — | — | — | 19 days ago | 1,374 d | 14 days ago | |
| 7 | Recruitment Officer | 1,107 | 48.90% | 8,724 | — | — | — | 24 days ago | 1,370 d | 14 days ago | |
| 8 | Recruitment Officer | — | 42.98% | 912 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,336 d | 15 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruitment Officer | — | 42.29% | 785 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 1,336 d | 15 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruitment Officer | 526 | 47.97% | 1,653 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,181 d | 14 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruitment Officer | 1,463 | 53.54% | 127 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 956 d | 14 days ago | |
| 12 | Recruitment Officer | 453 | 44.21% | 941 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 865 d | 14 days ago | |
| 13 | Recruit | 1,011 | 49.90% | 1,495 | — | — | — | 24 months ago | 827 d | 14 days ago | |
| 14 | Recruit | 2,710 | 59.30% | 172 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 798 d | 14 days ago | |
| 15 | Recruit | 1,031 | 50.29% | 5,363 | — | — | — | 17 months ago | 592 d | today | |
| 16 | Recruit | 994 | 44.59% | 1,727 | — | — | — | 17 days ago | 27 d | 14 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.