Its members, its history and its figures
“Down with cupcakes! Long live muffins!”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 4 hours ago
For too long have pies, croissants, turnovers, cupcakes, scones, danishes, and other baked goods eclipsed the glory that is MUFFINS. Soon that will change, and we shall be the vanguard of the muffinocolypse...
Commander
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
Junior Officer
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 55.00% | 21,660 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,199 d | 13 days ago | |
| 2 | Combat Officer | 928 | 49.60% | 7,651 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 4,197 d | 15 days ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | — | 56.06% | 7,760 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,139 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Junior Officer | — | 46.09% | 3,003 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,197 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Junior Officer | — | 47.35% | 3,221 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,177 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Junior Officer | — | 48.80% | 4,166 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 4,162 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.