Its members, its history and its figures
“Don't make us attach the electrodes of enlightenment to the nipples of your soul AGAIN...”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 21 hours ago
Accepting marmosets all the way up to great apes.Even Monkey's uncles.Reasonably active to full-out manic obsession. We are an all-tiers, platoon-only clan whose members understand or want to understand the increased win rate value of playing with 1 or 2 other good players, learning from each other and developing tactical routines together.
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Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Combat Officer
Junior Officer
Private
Private
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Private
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Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
Reservist
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| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,503 | 67.00% | 52,105 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,867 d | today | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 2,196 | 58.65% | 20,455 | — | — | — | 45 days ago | 4,867 d | today | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 2,036 | 61.02% | 13,381 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,853 d | 15 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | — | 64.15% | 12,150 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,789 d | 13 days ago | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | 2,758 | 72.68% | 9,739 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,686 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Executive Officer | 2,742 | 73.41% | 9,751 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,142 d | 16 days ago | |
| 7 | Executive Officer | — | 68.27% | 1,680 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,852 d | 16 days ago | |
| 8 | Executive Officer | 2,033 | 73.12% | 6,859 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 2,859 d | 16 days ago | |
| 9 | Combat Officer | 2,419 | 60.64% | 14,582 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,653 d | 15 days ago | |
| 10 | Combat Officer | — | 59.85% | 10,786 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,481 d | 13 days ago | |
| 11 | Combat Officer | 2,335 | 57.16% | 18,179 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 4,419 d | today | |
| 12 | Combat Officer | — | 70.08% | 18,619 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,342 d | 13 days ago | |
| 13 | Combat Officer | — | 77.33% | 7,891 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,005 d | 16 days ago | |
| 14 | Combat Officer | 1,855 | 58.88% | 30,241 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 2,671 d | today | |
| 15 | Combat Officer | — | 54.13% | 545 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,357 d | 16 days ago | |
| 16 | Combat Officer | — | 83.46% | 1,082 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,348 d | 16 days ago | |
| 17 | Junior Officer | 3,529 | 59.70% | 134 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 2,417 d | 16 days ago | |
| 18 | Private | 1,472 | 54.93% | 23,475 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 4,858 d | 15 days ago | |
| 19 | Private | 1,704 | 56.66% | 8,316 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 4,321 d | 16 days ago | |
| 20 | Private | — | 64.25% | 2,112 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,122 d | 16 days ago | |
| 21 | Private | 1,281 | 54.36% | 7,748 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,879 d | 16 days ago | |
| 22 | Private | 1,338 | 51.48% | 21,459 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,862 d | today | |
| 23 | Private | 3,150 | 64.59% | 5,340 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,860 d | 16 days ago | |
| 24 | Private | — | 58.65% | 10,976 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 3,814 d | 13 days ago | |
| 25 | Private | 1,213 | 57.38% | 3,644 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,613 d | 16 days ago | |
| 26 | Private | 1,332 | 61.42% | 902 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,445 d | 16 days ago | |
| 27 | Private | — | 53.88% | 13,134 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,397 d | 13 days ago | |
| 28 | Private | 780 | 50.18% | 8,955 | — | — | — | 26 days ago | 3,149 d | 16 days ago | |
| 29 | Private | 2,302 | 62.13% | 1,566 | — | — | — | 36 days ago | 2,892 d | 16 days ago | |
| 30 | Private | — | 76.62% | 154 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,468 d | 16 days ago | |
| 31 | Private | — | 79.58% | 142 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,464 d | 16 days ago | |
| 32 | Private | — | 79.45% | 146 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,450 d | 16 days ago | |
| 33 | Private | — | 77.85% | 3,133 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,428 d | 16 days ago | |
| 34 | Private | — | 81.46% | 1,122 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,402 d | 16 days ago | |
| 35 | Private | — | 58.64% | 31,384 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 2,394 d | today | |
| 36 | Reservist | — | 57.79% | 9,550 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,852 d | 16 days ago | |
| 37 | Reservist | — | 58.54% | 14,197 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,656 d | 13 days ago | |
| 38 | Reservist | — | 83.93% | 5,506 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,482 d | 16 days ago | |
| 39 | Reservist | — | 59.31% | 10,624 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,322 d | 13 days ago | |
| 40 | Reservist | — | 65.93% | 1,990 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,313 d | 16 days ago | |
| 41 | Reservist | 1,466 | 56.83% | 1,406 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,129 d | 16 days ago | |
| 42 | Reservist | 1,718 | 75.16% | 161 | — | — | — | 14 months ago | 4,089 d | 16 days ago | |
| 43 | Reservist | — | 83.93% | 417 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,867 d | 16 days ago | |
| 44 | Reservist | — | 58.59% | 1,852 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,664 d | 16 days ago | |
| 45 | Reservist | — | 61.24% | 3,313 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,609 d | 16 days ago | |
| 46 | Reservist | — | 65.22% | 1,639 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,572 d | 16 days ago | |
| 47 | Reservist | — | 59.69% | 8,110 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 3,554 d | 16 days ago | |
| 48 | Reservist | — | 63.89% | 468 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 3,467 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.