Its members, its history and its figures
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Roster as of 2 Nov 2026 · 20 hours ago
Taking naps while on the job.
Commander
Intelligence Officer
Quartermaster
Private
Private
Private
Private
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 45.56% | 5,468 | — | — | — | 6 years ago | 4,404 d | today | |
| 2 | Intelligence Officer | — | 40.50% | 121 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,404 d | 17 days ago | |
| 3 | Quartermaster | 324 | 42.47% | 1,269 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,402 d | 17 days ago | |
| 4 | Private | — | 31.82% | 66 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,404 d | 17 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 46.48% | 2,274 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 4,401 d | today | |
| 6 | Private | — | 37.77% | 691 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,399 d | 17 days ago | |
| 7 | Private | — | 0.00% | 1 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,289 d | 17 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.