Its members, its history and its figures
“Don't be a poser, bro.”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 12 hours ago
OOOOH YEAH BROTHER! Welcome to the Church of Latter Day Glam Metal.
We take donations in solid cash money.
Grow it long grow it proud.
Rock it loud, Roll it hard.
Don't be a poser, bro.
Crüe > Crüe
I don't know what else to put.
I spent money on this meme.
Commander
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Quartermaster
Private
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 821 | 46.91% | 923 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,073 d | 14 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 621 | 44.86% | 720 | — | — | — | 20 months ago | 2,073 d | 14 days ago | |
| 3 | Combat Officer | 767 | 47.02% | 3,288 | — | — | — | 9 months ago | 2,063 d | 14 days ago | |
| 4 | Quartermaster | — | 44.99% | 749 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,071 d | 15 days ago | |
| 5 | Private | — | 48.91% | 274 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,061 d | 15 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.