Knights Who Say Ni!

• We are a small group of extremely intense, mediocre players ( who are often intoxicated and quite laid back) who will use:
• Tactics ( Like the Corbomite Maneuver, Alekhein's Defense, or even the release of "ROUS's" onto the battlefield { this often causes great tribulation among the Red Team as it is known they are afraid of ROUS's}
• Guile ( Just because we did not achieve victory, does not mean that we necessarily lost), or the tactic " Driving into a building on purpose to make the enemy think we are more drunk than we really are”, { this actually works well but sometimes the Sheriff pulls you over and makes you blow into a small tube [ which is why we shot the Sheriff twice, but that is another story....]
• Strategy (proper use of Shrubbery, Seppuku [ritual suicide], invisibility cloaks and the timely use of the word "Ni!" or the lesser words Peng and Neee-wom) to achieve our goal of desired results ( however we have yet to decide what the desired results actually are ).