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“Grass must be no longer than 4"”
Roster as of 4 Nov 2026 · 23 hours ago
Hi my name is Brittany. I came to inform you that I just happened to be walking by and well, I noticed that your grass is just a little too gosh darn long! I know that you just moved in and are getting settled into our little suburbia HA HA, well we like to run a tight ship on the Brit-Tanic HEHE if I, the vice president of the Kharkov HOA. I really do sympathize with you that its rough moving buuuuuuut if I bent the rules, especially for newcomers we'd be an Alabama trailer park in a WEEK wheezing laugh anyways I will be back by after I finish my neighborhood compliance check. If that lawn isn't cut when I get back I'm really sorry but I am going to have to fine you I knowwwww. I don't make the rules but make any check directly payable to the HOA and thank the stars that the first offense is ONLY 750$. I will also be back on my evening patrol to make sure you have the mandatory paid admittance except for board members neighborhood bonding events. Welcome to the neighborhood!
The battles of today's 6 members, from the sessions the site records, including those played before they joined. It records 6 of them, the first since Sat, 17 Oct 2026; 6 members were first read within the last 30 days. A session counts on the UTC day the site recorded it, so the battles of a few days between two of its readings land on the last of them; WN8 is worked out over the summed battles.